I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all memek makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance bokeh the bokeh orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when crot a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner memek and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In crot my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always bokep equals better.
porn As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you memek should porn be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert memek nearby males that they bokep were fertile memek and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the bokeh need to memek advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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