The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokep in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When porn I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French porn word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex crot worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokep editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokeh occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their porn porn partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new memek study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a crot demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh porn where porn loud memek always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing. memek

Well, crot only if you want to attract bokep bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were noisy during porn memek sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If bokep you’re bokeh a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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