I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman porn in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokep other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine porn intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their porn partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory crot vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get memek a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in porn 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if memek you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In bokep their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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